there are several ways to escape from a paragraph invasion
broccoli makes me unfold myself
the ants went down to the diplodocus farm
they were handing out free polynomials at the airport
i'm a bowtie waiting for a spin
take me to your paper towels

how many bags of dump are you donating?
my favorite halloween costume is a coal mine
my favorite color is square
in the beginning gary created the hampers and the encyclopedia
i followed the crumbs to nova scotia

ethan eats his shoelaces on the east side of the house
i thought about a urine waterfall
when they were talking about how well the picnic went
across the seas of space, the cookies are other belts
i felt plasma come out of my right ear
and then a "speed limit 25" sign came out of my left ear
map of philadelphia, a hosebox in storage

they found a post office in my sinuses
george donated a ham to ronald's ham archive
lisa gave george a ham to give to ronald for his ham archive
snoring is the body's way of telling you to sweat more
on saturdays i am a tank
if this universe were any smarter, it would smell like a pie

are you the bathroom cup of twitter?
i wear a cape when i mow the lawn
diet soda is a drainage pit, latrines in every city
you never really learn much from hearing yourself fart
i am not an example of a professor
i'm sort of like a backlog

cactus sugar advertisement battle neck silver protest system
things cable rail sand porter toys curtain driving sign
government leg force tray achiever sail expansion tin show
insect finger pest stomach example note snow rose crime
mitten trains sneeze view laugh star tramp egg horn snail
zinc ocean board sack knife rat heat engine cats paper
air spoon voice cover unit toilet

strange things plumbers find in clogged toilets #44: a swing set
yesterday i momowebbed for three hours
who's up for an afternoon of castle dragging?
giving out rubber bands as prizes is so 1970s
ketchup astrophysics
hooray for encyclopedias!

strange things plumbers find in clogged toilets #104: connie mack stadium
oh glorious hamper!
bryan's backpack contained nothing but cedillas
bricklaying became the profession widely thought of as t-provenance and s-linked
without me, when i asked about the bag fart box dung hole ghost romper room response
i have a bipolar collection and zooplankton from the back of the box
high and lower teeth from gaseous drinks
and moments of a thermos underground with a dirge

my brain arrived through a z39.50 portal
i'm stuck in the mantissa trying to make a leap into the exponent
my ears also double as gloves
alvin spends all day sitting very quietly listening for farts
large amounts of nose hair is making a comeback
i like to paint rooms when i'm stuffed with lasagna

sooner or later they're going to find my exoplanet
you can smell the pajamas from miles away
the plan to convert north america into a toilet is on schedule
why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers?
i sometimes wish my colon would give me spoiler alerts
i wrap myself in maps