Name: Karmic Cow
Duration: P00H09M36S
Description: A cow with a craving for red meat. Lyrics by Jaime Jamison.

Karmic Cow

from Sea of Peas by Superluminal Pachyderm

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A cow with a craving for red meat. Lyrics by Jaime Jamison.

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in a sleepy little hamlet
in the heartland
was spawned a cow who spat at cud
no double stomach
pass the A-1 sauce
bioengineering his twisted passion
human digestion, air and blood

made a moo with a 'tude
and craving for red meat

incisors, canines, molars gleaming
twisting, tearing, screaming, shearing
a nasty avatar of hathor
paying back a karmic debt
oh poor bonzo of big burgers
as little boy a calf he kept
at the nutri-promo
it was too late when he turned
raging bovine sunk in deep
bonzo's mangled shoulder burned

he thought she was tame
but assumptions fail
he thought she was tame
but then bonzo wailed

"i'm sorry 'bout the burgers
but you know they're filled with soy"

the raging bovine snorted
flashed her teeth looking for more
he offered her a big juicy
without the drink and fries
couldn't tell which opened wider
her jaws or flaming eyes
frantic, bonzo headed for the big slide
giant boots a jumping high
but she was on him
like a carb freak on some biggie fries

he thought she was tame
but assumptions fail
he thought she was tame
but then bonzo wailed

a mutant guernsey on a mission
primed with carnivorous dentition
what goes around comes around
all the way...

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from Sea of Peas, released April 4, 2005
Ken Robinson, Jaime Jamison

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Superluminal Pachyderm Bellefonte, Pennsylvania

Superluminal Pachyderm is an experimental progressive rock project created by Ken Robinson in 1999.

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