sometimes when you claw and beep and you're unsure of baking sometimes you'll peel equations as if you've found a pear you eat cake to only find that the table is beaming then you start to think it comes upon you freely sounding swiss cheese holes after twilight a lobster fleeing salt from the tide it's either water, ice, or steam what do you think i mean? seismic vibrations blurring my vision craters speaking of cassette decks in the cul-de-sac pouring ants down a sliding board a raven flying high above fades into the distance natural satellites passing through the heavens sensing a molecular disturbance in the air now there is nothing at all it's either buttons, crumbpockets, or spleens what do you think i mean? i'm sailing on a sea of peas looking for somebody's cheese under dishrag turtle keys my nose is full of bees i'm sailing on a sea of peas a sea of peas shades of time are opening their doors should i enter not knowing what i'll find? primordial ooze cramping my style encyclopedias spewing lava into the air i see a sea of orange and pineapple juice bubbling to its connection with soil there i am on top of the mountain it smells like tables, chairs, and beans what do you think i mean? there is a large sea of peas on the far side of Miranda and craters all over the sun a thousand cans of asparagus shining on the earth travelling around the central station wagon each one shining ever so brightly formatting carpeted staircases gently i close my eyes because it is time for a nap it's either water, cereal, or popsicles what do you think i mean? i'm sailing on a sea of peas looking for somebody's cheese under dishrag turtle keys my nose is full of bees i'm sailing on a sea of peas a sea of peas

a. power tools in regression in june 1940, the submarines and the jaw adapted ham released per atmospheres there is a telephone with a treat, a train of the knees the phantoms of the trees of the sleepiness my sign of stop is in your hands i can not find any hero, your toast is my lid of can of refuse be you party as remote as my galactic box of toys in my fort plugs boxes with the rough taste with peppermint of cold noise under with my hairy plates b. circular attenuation of language daylight hits the floor and my breath beeps my ears knowing what space we know pluto can find my belts around my feet return gowns yielding to my all thought conebath cape i will call you in lundy, airplanes in balls barmaid bandwidth tears high-pitched cooties beer and hydraulic moths fly to the sky numerous commanders, a well known face tasteless pajamas, open up the floodgates cellular phones dissecting cement plugins turtleneck tidy turpentine keyboard crapbags are you safe? are you bank fossils? are you under the fishsticks? puppy poops and drag queen cartwheels sloppy hunchbacks, night owl underfoot bowel conjunction, forbidden deliberation double-parked inside a windscreen washroom bass drum crumbs foul the mighty airstreams a crashing river of echoes and shoelace spans they taught me all this in school car tongue sandfly hopscotch verbosity numerous commanders, a well known face culpepper house freaks see me sliding my nose gently glides into the pillowcase pomeranian town halls and fartbox groupies search the web with this catalog of text are you sure of me? are you a bag? are you my jumper suit? c. the central column of plastic patience large mobile mass rainbows and flies delivered snacks counterstrike pies frustration walks with me as i sigh snout counting ever bright snows disposed fleece flag my geese eight trances and dances joke oak very vacuum xylophone sifting crunch moose slugbug dump truck take me to my dump truck feed me my cement truck take me to my dump truck feed me my cement truck forever and ever and ever woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hydrocheerioic acid technocratic big snake losing lofty underbids faster glue coppercakes d. thirty days of bagless vacuums instrumental e. punescat you snowcone pants boxerglue feeble cryogenic i feed cups bundercamp high gloss trashcans garbage sediment corndogs quake flake bake monstercake and dampened pants ponder asteroid lakes law school, fresh diapers, sink stoppage lettuce bands, bumper cars, fleabags on the search engine is my punescat ruler musclepop litterbox under hidden vacuum is my punescat drool sounding fifty bag block of six, staunch paper, punescat san francisco salad moons vapor trails postage pulleys, mountain glories vehicle feet going vertical voters spider sandwich fair dewey dagwood whipped circles, flybottom dot bunches pro-golfers, eohippus gas clouds scumbag, questgoof, snowmobile cops bagdump, boxclock, fortified vitamins on the search engine is my punescat ruler musclepop litterbox under hidden vacuum is my punescat drool sounding fifty bag block of six, staunch paper, punescat f. professional salads eisenhower eclipsed my monopoly board i'm an internet knucklehead junkie tiger spots and money pockets glow in jersey jupiter veins and slippery dames flaunt cheese doodles in my laundry i'm a venture in diplomacy newt flonk defender sorting my zeros in remainders bare messies and sulphurized nuclei sunbathing pantloops and asteroid belts ten percent of nothing cave dweller jumprope president lucy hugh bovine honky soft mirror borderlands zipper quaint salt shaker mixer, mashed potatoes in june 1940, the submarines and the jaw adapted ham released per atmospheres

you came into my life like a ton of bricks i've counted most of your hairs, through 5226 do i know what you're trying to squeeze? i don't understand, is it my knees? cutter tables leaped through rings of flame sometimes I'd forget, forget your name what has happened to me? i just don't understand dezincification what am I talking about? dezincification barking at dots on paper dezincification training wheels and free beer dezincification uncle stubbins has cleared the brainport dezincification conjugating phlegm, making paper airplanes rolling down over the parking lot canes rainbows, deported ghostdog visions looking at cereal, under hop-hop fusions i ask myself, "is this my life?" a pillowhouse bowl filled with pipes my shoulders become tense and you make me mumble nonsense grinding my teeth a million vacuum cords every second my tongue is still inside my mouth frankincense and capital gum frost industrial ladybugs i run with the cows main sequence mammoth herd it scared the hell out of me this higgs boson field collapsed and the universe was no more but we could still go to the poconos and eat hot dogs dezincification dezincification dezincification dezincification dezincification a toilet clogged up with french fries dezincification howling at spiraled phone cord dezincification a groundball to third base dezincification meowing into the vivid distance dezincification

in a sleepy little hamlet in the heartland was spawned a cow who spat at cud no double stomach pass the A-1 sauce bioengineering his twisted passion human digestion, air and blood made a moo with a 'tude and craving for red meat incisors, canines, molars gleaming twisting, tearing, screaming, shearing a nasty avatar of hathor paying back a karmic debt oh poor bonzo of big burgers as little boy a calf he kept at the nutri-promo it was too late when he turned raging bovine sunk in deep bonzo's mangled shoulder burned he thought she was tame but assumptions fail he thought she was tame but then bonzo wailed "i'm sorry 'bout the burgers but you know they're filled with soy" the raging bovine snorted flashed her teeth looking for more he offered her a big juicy without the drink and fries couldn't tell which opened wider her jaws or flaming eyes frantic, bonzo headed for the big slide giant boots a jumping high but she was on him like a carb freak on some biggie fries he thought she was tame but assumptions fail he thought she was tame but then bonzo wailed a mutant guernsey on a mission primed with carnivorous dentition what goes around comes around all the way...

spambots attacking my domain i've lost control of my name the mailserver is feeling sour 500,000 in an hour i just got an e-mail from franklin d roosevelt he wants me to buy some viagra and enroll me in a university it's prestigious and unaccredited i asked him how harry was but all i get back is an error go ahead and send me some novarg make me thin and then make me large send lots of dough to nigeria they break my filter's criteria crystal giraffes entering contests take out a loan get a free bag of combs pyramid schemes get rich quick themes click on my remove link i'll send you even more in a blink just go to my web page for a scam then watch me on my webcam i just got an e-mail from franklin d roosevelt he wants to give me credit cards and fill out a bunch of surveys win a free trip to disney world i asked him how eleanor was but all i get back is an error

a. twenty billion square edges arrive around a clapper door hinges excitement in my nose bloated balloons piping hot sea water uncle teddy focused entirely on the atlas salty macaroni escaping my mouth-mouth lost ability to retain do you know the twenty-seven blue bubbly physics handbooks did you return to the square edges does the clapper know who you are a toilet i see we see know the court know we know clapper knows we know who pre-cambrian spuds soaking up the iced tea toaster popping bug spray knowing turtles didn't you anything your tricycle wooden and small costs only three dollars coupons know nothing conical placement assignment the clapper knows they are there saliva spilling over the lips glands commit to overflow b. bibbed boat of pinwheel game boards [partly instrumental, partly voices] c. nine or more minus one shapeless clouds of gas another long project for gravity trillions of miles of dust molten frisbees hidden from view thousands upon thousands of spheres condense from the formless matter another creation passes by closely and no one ever heard of humans d. diskette breeze metallic cheese doodle cans slumped into vertebrate madness copy my brain into corrupt files count my toes, see them jump for joy sail my diskette breeze catch today an edge clipper form you form me form i you have my attention span give me a hot soda ants in my pants snow part fish bee bouts of bits we recede e. dinner question we take our seats in the dining room and here she comes with dinner a large covered dish is placed in the center she removes the cover as our mouthes begin to water it's a hot, steaming vacuum cleaner bag dust, lint, hair, and other debris on my plate i wonder, should i use a fork or a spoon?